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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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my names alec and my prns are he/him.dont be afraid to shoot me an ask tho im 16 so dont be weird. i block as i please :p

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i dont have a dedicated blog for my art though i do have a tag for art and a tag for absolutely atrocious doodles. i also have a ramble tag used to reply to posts and such, as well as an ask tag. i have a sona tag too (either the catguy above or the green demon imp thing. silly)

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crippled-dad

Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.

It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.

I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.

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liminalweirdo

happy disability pride month

reminder that if you're mad at tumblr and are having reservations about the blackout (valid) and aren't sure what to do, leaving a negative and explanatory review on the tumblr app store (actually expressing why the site is becoming more frustrating to use) and deleting the app may help.

Please do not leave tumblr completely during the only month where disabled voices are actually heard. Please support your disabled friends and disabled tumblr users this month.

here's a couple reminders of what people want changed, please feel free to add more!

  • flashing lights on ads (inaccessible, not disability-friendly)
  • ads with noise
  • inability to turn off tumblr live permanently
  • the push towards short-form videos that no one wants

maybe request that the staff communicates better with users and operates with more transparency rather than just... making changing no one wants.

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thepleasuregoblin

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

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Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

thepleasuregoblin

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

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WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

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cyber-corp

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

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Originally posted by not-home-no-more

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YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY