He ate the fucking necklace
NO
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back to the middle ages we go
When I was a kid in Chengdu, China, there’s a public phone number you could call to ask about general stuff like train schedule, the weather, phone numbers to businesses, etc. I thought I could ask them anything, so I once called the number and asked “do pineapples grow on trees or the ground?” and the operator, after a moment of silence, said “go ask your mom” and hung up.
#the answer is they grow out of the ground on like stalks its FUCKED
i have known this for years of my life, and yet every time i look up how pineapples grow it still never looks less weird. just SO fucked up
#the answer
is they grow out of the ground
on like stalks its FUCKED
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